Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

Addictive, autists, Automation, BUILD, complex, Crafty, creativity, efficiency, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, indie, LOGISTICS, lol, madness, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, puzzle, Resource Management, Sandbox, simulation, strategy, teamwork

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	2899
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3376
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3965	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	347
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1337	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	144	Void Gems Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4410
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!