Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

Addictive, autists, Automation, BUILD, complex, Crafty, creativity, efficiency, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, indie, LOGISTICS, lol, madness, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, puzzle, Resource Management, Sandbox, simulation, strategy, teamwork

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Emeralds Found:	2528	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7633	Enchantments Applied:	130
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9936
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	203	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	259	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2588	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5840
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1113	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	925	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Towns Built:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	9300	Dragon Eggs Found:	9572
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	429917
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8456
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7464	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!