Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

Addictive, autists, Automation, BUILD, complex, Crafty, creativity, efficiency, Engineering, factorio, FACTORY, Gaming, indie, LOGISTICS, lol, madness, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, puzzle, Resource Management, Sandbox, simulation, strategy, teamwork

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	651	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	4777	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Zombie Dances:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	199
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Villages Defended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	69	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	887	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	333070	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Farms Harvested:	826	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!