Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those Factorio autists thinking they’re all that with their “easy and understandable” game? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and confusion! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are like “what the heck is going on here?!”

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity as we build the craziest structures, survive the wildest mobs, and create the most ridiculous contraptions. Who needs Factorio when you can have a blast on our server where anything goes and nothing makes sense? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1114
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Farms Harvested:	889
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	103
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Votes:	885	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	94265
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	246	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	739414	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	53
Potions Brewed:	166	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Votes:	1653

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?