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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	143
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Divine Spears Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	28	Chimeras Created:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	2291	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	626245
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	319445
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	9758
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	2280

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	113
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1449
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	1418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1132
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51