Crafty Anonymous Server 917 LOL

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and danger. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for an hour, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of talking cows who control the economy. Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs envy when you can have insanity?

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Star Shards Collected:	174
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	9340
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7147	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	73	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!