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Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	6903	Dragon Eggs Found:	6075
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Votes:	3508	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	145

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	194
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	83937	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Towns Built:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1946	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	549	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	900
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5485	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7856	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	279	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Animals Bred:	122
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3