Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	2621	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6562
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ores Mined:	6034	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4425	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
New Chunks Explored:	395539	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3854	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	2410	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	3501	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	2364
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1