Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Potions Brewed:	106
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1717
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	475	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3642	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2482
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	427	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
New Chunks Explored:	700761	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	351
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mines Excavated:	2273	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Animals Bred:	174
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Votes:	372	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6267

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Farms Harvested:	997
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Emeralds Found:	2975	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Divine Spears Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimension Hops:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5