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Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	136
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 224 mods, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Fan, form, gameplay, Join, kitchensink pack, Modded, modified minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, questions, Server, Server Events, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9894	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelist only.
What mods are included in the pack?	There are 224 mods included in the pack.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	656

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5294	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	182
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	8727
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4858	Runes Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	251
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	821
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

Players:	109/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Crops Grown:	6817	Villages Defended:	20