Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Crafty, critique, dislike, Enjoy, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, Feedback, Fun, Game, Gaming, hate, Like.., opinion, Play, playthrough, Rating, Recommend, review, rike, V, video game

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Votes:	5534	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9538
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Divine Spears Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8278
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3797
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	5721
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	136	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3893	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Mines Excavated:	1572	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	790421
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	218
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4634	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	685610	Ores Mined:	8422
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Zombie Dances:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2879	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1108
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	9753
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!