Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Granny’s Anime Minecraft Server

anime watching, anime with loved ones, Server, anime with elders, Minecraft

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can battle creepers with your grandma by your side? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where grandmas are the ultimate PvP champions! Picture this: your grandma wielding a diamond sword, taking down Endermen like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the legendary Anime Boss, who can only be defeated by shouting your favorite anime catchphrase. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures with your grandma begin!

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Sleeping With Steve Minecraft SMP

actresses speaking out, Hollywood scandals, harvey weinstein, Hollywood predators, steve

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the scandalous secrets of Hollywood! Rumor has it that Harvey Weinstein himself has been spotted roaming our virtual world, trying to keep his dirty deeds under wraps. Will you be the one to expose the famous actresses who have fallen prey to his charms? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows what kind of juicy gossip you’ll uncover in our crazy, chaotic world!

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moonwild.b2t.world Come in! you will like the Minecraft server

world, b2t, No Wipes, Minecraft, Vanilla

Hello Vanilla survival without wipes and griefing.

moonwild.b2t.world

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Butt Clean Minecraft Server

soap-free cleaning, intimate care, body cleanliness, self-care, hygiene routine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

cultural heritage, indigenous communities, Usa, Inuit culture, northern hemisphere

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

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