Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

2008, 2016, Crafty, Create, creating, FANTASY, greentexters, gttfw, humor, imagination, incel, internet culture, meme, normalfaggots, Online Community, perfect, perfect women, retarded, satire, Server, social media, tfw, trolling, twitter, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	2786	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	56
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Emeralds Found:	8095	Players Killed by Monsters:	9593
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6685	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	391	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5329	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Star Shards Collected:	78
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	265
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!