Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1447	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1971	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	2550
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2811
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	7091
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	122	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	102/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	6130	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8057	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1