Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	827	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Star Shards Collected:	185	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1664	Dragon Eggs Found:	7786
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	4225	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Votes:	2603
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	6669	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	981	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4238	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	11520
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Emeralds Found:	6403
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎