New Minecraft Servers

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

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    Get ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our players are so wild, they once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! But that’s not all, our community is so crazy that one time, someone dressed up as a creeper and tried to blow up the entire server – luckily, they only managed to blow up their own house! If you’re looking for non-stop laughs and epic fails, then this is the place for you. Join us now and see just how degenerate things can get!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

    CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

    Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

    Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

    So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

    Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ancient Races Minecraft Server

    Ancient Races Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

    Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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