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QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	4248	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Emeralds Found:	1228	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	187
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2896
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8846
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8612	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	415	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Potions Brewed:	163
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Players:	108/900	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	57
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	611340	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2