Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crops Grown:	6932	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	1182
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	137	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	80112

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Animals Bred:	144	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Farms Harvested:	619
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4371
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.