Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	6088
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crops Grown:	8312

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	967866
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Buildings Constructed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	72993
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3693

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	156
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.