>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 New Chunks Explored: 621619
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Emeralds Found: 971

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