Crafty AF

Agencies, almost 30 year-old, available apartments, chatgpt, Crafty, fml, Interest, khhv, kill myself, living with parents, mom, move out, Notifications, pic rel, price range, property taken, retarded autist, short notice

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchantments Applied:	131
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5693	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4851	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3364	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6296	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	473	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7032	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Farms Harvested:	863	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2586	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4284	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Votes:	7940
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!