Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anihilate, Conspiracy Theory, Elites, femboys, Gay, gay sex, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, non-binary individuals, queer community, same sex tendencies, sex, sexual liberation, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, social engineering, societal norms, Tomboys

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Animals Bred:	193	Void Armor Forged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	475
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4176	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	51	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	3019	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Potions Brewed:	55	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	177

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Players:	90/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16