Crafty adventures await in the chaotic Sildaris Wilds! Join now!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server
Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

Features
Airships Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets Immersive gear from Epic Knights Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops Chunk claiming Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics Routine events with lucrative rewards And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travelers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server has a steam-fantasy theme set in the Sildaris Wilds.
What are some key features of the server?	Some key features include airships, cannons, immersive gear, coin-based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, routine events, and more.
How can players interact with each other?	Players can start nations, join other travelers, or explore on their own. Collaboration and competition are key aspects of the server.
Is there a specific combat system in place?	Yes, the server has black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with immersive airships to enhance combat experiences.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6114
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Star Shards Collected:	290	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6013	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5737
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1801	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4814	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5314
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!