CraftWarZone Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, CraftWarZone, creative assembly, DLC News, FLC Trailer, Gaming, Karanak, legend, Minecraft, Patch 5.1 Notes, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, strategy, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer, What’s next

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Legend has it that on our server, you can roll for your starting gear just like in Total War: Warhammer! Who needs diamonds when you can start off with a magical sword or a potion of invisibility? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and DLCs just like Total War: Warhammer III. Who knows what crazy new features and content we’ll add next? It’s like Christmas every day!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with Karanak himself in our server. That’s right, the bloodthirsty daemon hound is roaming around, waiting to challenge brave adventurers like yourself. Will you survive the encounter and claim his treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little… chaotic.

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	395
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7637	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	151
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Runes Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3666
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3529

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimension Hops:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6021
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!