Crafttomuck S3: Where we mod, create, and hunt treasure…while drinking tea and discussing the weather. 18+ Only!

acceptance, Application Process, building, Community, Crafting, Crafttomuck, Create, Discord, Discussing, Drinking, Effort, Expansion, fun twist, Gaming, growth, hunt, Machines, Mining, mod, Modded, rules, server lineup, shopping, tea, treasure…while, weather, Website, World Map

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!

Overview:

Server	Description
Survival SMP	A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together.
Creative	A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires.
Vault Hunters	A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply.
What modpack do you use?	You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps.
Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone?	Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together.
Do you have a world map for the SMP server?	Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	101
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6818	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	56
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	4313
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7786
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	237
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Votes:	4393	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crops Grown:	6088
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8242
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!