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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4473 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4202 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
