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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4430 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 424652 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
