so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2504 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Towns Built: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7847
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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