Craftsteal lifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	413180
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Votes:	7584
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	765162	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1031
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	711430
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2756	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	999894	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Star Shards Collected:	285
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3