Craftpvp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7988	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	3467

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Votes:	9268
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	998
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	2473	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	264	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mines Excavated:	3912
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	4072
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4778	Potions Brewed:	169
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229