| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5400 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!
So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4622 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1909 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2204 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.
A World on the Cusp of Change
In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.
We’re Seeking:
| Roleplayers | Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative |
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| Builders | Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts |
What Makes Ontos Unique:
18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events
Provide a portfolio of previous work
Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles
Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines
Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9392 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1225 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Votes: | 5096 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7832 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3848 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6200 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.
Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?
Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7194 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3235 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.
Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8328 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9781 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1209 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7447 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Server Overview |
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| Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome. |
| Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so. |
| If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there! |
| Q: Will there be quests on the server? | A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions. |
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| Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server? | A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not. |
| Q: Can I make videos on the server? | A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish. |
| Q: How do I apply to join the server? | A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above. |
| Q: When will the server start? | A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. |
