CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 3111 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4647 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7555 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 3634 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
