| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 853 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Factions PVP
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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3586 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5869 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 776 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3925 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2259 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9065 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3119 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6788 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7975 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9735 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4800 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3986 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 112 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3277 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7398 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9741 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1040 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 161 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1567 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3840 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 707978 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9822 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6226 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
