CraftInsomnia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	221
Dragon Eggs Found:	3886	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	3890	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	5891	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	189	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5742
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2