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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9489 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, because on our server, gravity is optional and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where Steve is a superhero and Endermen throw epic dance parties every night. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurdly awesome gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for creepers blowing up your house, because that’s just mean).