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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6447 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, because on our server, gravity is optional and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where Steve is a superhero and Endermen throw epic dance parties every night. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurdly awesome gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for creepers blowing up your house, because that’s just mean).