CraftingFails

false assumptions., popular myths, historical myths, historical inaccuracies, misconceptions

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Forget everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, because on our server, gravity is optional and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where Steve is a superhero and Endermen throw epic dance parties every night. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurdly awesome gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for creepers blowing up your house, because that’s just mean).

BlockBusterSurprise

Suspenseful, long movie, jaw-dropping, Suspense, unexpected twists.

Have you ever watched a movie that made you question your life choices and wonder if you’ll ever get that wasted time back? Well, imagine playing on a Minecraft server that makes you feel the exact opposite – like time is flying by because you’re having so much fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenging other players to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall off a cliff because you’re laughing too hard).

So, if you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to scream “Holy shit there is still an hour left,” then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons). See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs trying to kill you).

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

Minecraft, trump, Diplomacy, Statement, News

lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife

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New Server IP
MineLink: Threats & Minerals

Geopolitics, Resources, starlink, minerals deal, Agreement

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!

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New Server IP
MineCrafty Bowel Busters

Improvement, holistic health, irritable bowel syndrome, Symptoms, mental health

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft and also get rid of ur irritable bowel syndrome at the same time? well, u r in luck cuz our server is the place to be! not only will u be building epic structures and fighting mobs, but u will also be getting mindfulness training to help with ur ibs.

imagine this: u r in the middle of a intense battle with a creeper, and suddenly u feel ur ibs symptoms disappear. it’s like magic! and if that wasn’t enough, ur anxiety and depression symptoms will also improve while u play on our server. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness!

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure while also improving ur mental and physical health. trust us, u won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Invictus

MCMMO, Land claiming, Invictus, Jobs, PvP

Invictus SMP ⛏️
Server IP: invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port: 25591
Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Are you ready for your 2 week Minecraft phase? We’re starting our 10th season TODAY with a fresh world reset, this is the perfect time to get involved!

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 220+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled Mobs!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock Edition. You can connect using the Bedrock Port 25591.
Do I need to join the Discord to play on the server?	Yes, you must join the Discord before playing online on the server.
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are community events, player shops, and other activities on the server.

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BlockBusterSurprise

CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

MineLink: Threats & Minerals

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Invictus

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