CraftingFails: Where losing $89k in Minecraft is just part of the game! LOL

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mines Excavated:	4231
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2394
Dimension Hops:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	7808
New Chunks Explored:	855332	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	9004
Star Shards Collected:	261	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Void Gems Collected:	40	Zombie Dances:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Votes:	5041	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5500	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Animals Bred:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1253	Love Letters Sent:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	75086	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4976
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2476	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	541	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

LucidSMP

Anti Enderman Grief, Builders, chill server, client side mods, Collabs, Double Shulker Shells, Easy Place, Fabric, Hybrid economy, litematica, Lucidsmp, mini blocks, more mob heads, player heads, proximity chat, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Survival, tweakeroo, video content

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.4
Server Focus	Long-Term (Forever World)
Website	Visit Website
Trailer Video	Watch Video

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are you looking for YouTubers?	Yes, we are actively looking for YouTube video content creators to join our SMP server.
What age do I need to be to join?	You must be 18 or older to join the server.
Do you allow client side mods?	Yes, we encourage client side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica (easy-place is allowed).
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Do not remove blocks or destroy/alter someone’s build.
How do you communicate in-game?	We use Discord and proximity chat for social interactions to avoid messy in-game walls of text.

Players:	92/600	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2