CraftingChronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7130
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	New Chunks Explored:	792496
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	725730
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crops Grown:	7338

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lego-mindstorms/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	575
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5217	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4