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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1668 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!