CraftingAddict | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1971	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	131	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

BorisCraft, BugGate, Crib

OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	4350
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shop, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Indo Minecraft Server

common, Crafty, cultural belief, cultural phenomenon, cultural practice, cultural trend, folklore, indo, Indonesian, Indonesian belief, Indonesian culture, Indonesian folklore, Indonesian mythology, Indonesian society, Indonesian tradition, Minecraft, Mythology, Server, Vore Community, vore fetish, vore phenomenon, vore tradition, vored

🤣 Are you tired of getting vored in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about getting vored again…unless you’re into that sort of thing 😏

🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙

🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢

🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡

🧙‍♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EnderFailCraft

Character development, Cliffhanger, Climax, Conclusion, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, EnderFailCraft, ending, Finale, Great, letdown, narrative, plot twist, Recommend, resolution, series, storytelling, television, tv show, unexpected, Unsatisfying

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and even befriending talking pigs! But beware, the ending of each quest is so mind-blowingly unexpected that you’ll be left scratching your head in confusion. It’s like watching a TV show with an amazing plot twist, but on steroids!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and insanity, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the ending… it’s a real head-scratcher!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

1 million club, acceptance, achievement, CCV, collabing, Community, empowerment, Feminization, Fun, growth, homos, inspiration, LGBTQ, Light, Minecraft, progress, Proud, Self Discovery, Server, success, Support, transformation, WOMAN

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Arcadia Bay, bts, chloe price, De, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic, friendship, general, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange Before the Storm, Life is Strange Double Exposure, Life is Strange: True Colors, LiS, Lost Records Bloom and Rage, LR, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, tc, time travel

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Star Shards Collected:	297	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3564
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.