Crafting Love and Blocks: ‘Marrying Mobs on Monday!’

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8539	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	3119	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magic Items Found:	7017
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	420	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	1126	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	821	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	1053	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	2794
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5404
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2