Join the Server That Defies Space and Time!

In a world where sandwiches can talk and the sun melts at noon, you must ask yourself: Is this the best Minecraft server, or the terrifying abyss from which none shall return? Join us, not because you want to, but because you’re trapped in a dimension where your only escape is to dig deeper into the Third Layer of the Haunted Stone! Everything is going to be okay, /r9k/… or is it? Question reality, embrace the chaos, and mine like your life depends on it— because it might!

Questions? Answers! Or Not!

Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply walk into the nearest cactus and scream the alphabet backward. If you don’t immediately turn into a sandwich, you’re in!

Q: What if I lag? A: Lag is just your soul resisting the transcendental experience! Embrace it, become one with the pixels!

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are for shadows! And we do not trust shadows. So, no rules—unless you count the rule of infinite confusion!

Random Reviews

“They’ll ask you if you’re really here; maybe you’re just a phantom in the code…”

“You don’t actually play the game; the game plays you, and you better like it!”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I dug too deep, now what do I do?”