Crafting Fails: Where Even the OS Can’t Handle It

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Are you tired of boring old servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build houses out of solid gold, and even turn your enemies into adorable baby zombies.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CircusScreamStopper

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Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCraftAppLand

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Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	354196	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyTraumaCraft

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so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

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Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1728	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	9427
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.