Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	418392
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2022
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7348	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2568
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	137
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	6846	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	7078
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	5103	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	5003	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!