Crafting Coomers & SJWs Server: Where Chaos and Creepers Collide!

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	165
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	783063	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	248635
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1