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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2552 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6609 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!