New Minecraft Servers

Crafting Chaos: Kid Quest Fail!

Crafting Chaos: Kid Quest Fail!

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Ethereal Child-Rescue Horizon: A Minecraft Odyssey of Cosmic Conundrums! 🚀

Step lightly, brave souls! This server exists beyond the mere pixels and blocks of Minecraft. Here, existential dread mingles with the pixelated joys of building, all while walking the fine line between benevolence and madness.

Cosmic Misadventure Awaits!

What’s that skittering in the distance? Is it the sound of children handing out blessings or something darker lurking behind a waterfall of glitched code? Only those brave enough to join us will discover the truth—or perhaps distort it beyond recognition.

🎒 Features Unraveled:

Feature Description
Field Trip Madness Harness the power of youthful naivety as you guide blocks of pixelated children through perilous streets!
Drugged-up Zombie NPCs Experience the thrill of what happens when benevolence meets unintended consequences—our NPCs don’t hold back!
The Church of Constructs Join forces with a zealous community that fervently believes in building empathy… or destructively tearing it down.
Mandatory Love Can you navigate the awkwardness of forced affection while dodging lava pits of existential angst? You’ll need to!

"Why would they build here?" – Confused Players Say:

“I signed up to build a hut, not to be harassed by pixelated addicts claiming they were once mathletes!” “Do I need a mom to join? Asking for a friend.”

The Haunting Truth

Did you know? This server has been banned in 12 separate realities for its extreme advocacy of questionable child-like adventures. We won’t reveal which ones; perhaps they’re the very realms you seek to escape. Or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination spiraling into the abyss.

⚠️ Warning: Reality-Bending Dangers Ahead

    • You may encounter mobs programmed with unpredictable emotional responses! They’ll beg for understanding, demanding to know why you’re so afraid.
    • The blocks could very well spawn secrets about DOOMED CHURCHES urging children to engage in hazardous quests that DOGS would absolutely frown upon. Seek counseling in the Nether!

"What do I sign up for?" – Your Fundamental Dilemma:

    • The Call of the Chaos-Child: Anger your parents and join the fringe! Who needs safety when you have adventure!
    • Risk It for the Biscuit: Shade and shadows lurk around every corner. Will you hand out bags of glittering despair or build comforting structures for pixelated lost souls? Choose wisely!

Testimonials (or perhaps Nonsense)?

“Joining was like stepping into a world where kindness and chaos collide! My dad thinks I’m a budding spiritual leader now.” “I just wanted to place a block. Now I’m questioning the morality of Minecraft and its greater role in the universe!”

Secret Features That Defy Logic!

    • Collectible “Guilt Stars” throughout the server: Earn these through badly timed interactions with NPCs near Johannesburg-styled alleyways, but don’t question their value… or your sanity.
    • Enchantment of Agony: Level up your character by embracing the futility of delivering aid to those who don’t want it. What could go wrong?

🎭 Join Us… If You Dare!

Turn back if you seek the comfort of ordinary realms. Here, chaos reigns supreme! Embrace the dissonance, the unpredictable, the absurd. Only the fearless can join the cosmic exploration of the Ethereal Child-Rescue Horizon!

Will you build, destroy, or perhaps create constructs of collective ignorance? The choice is yours.

But remember… lurking behind every block lies the potential for enlightenment or dread. Enter if you dare! 🌌

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YStopsAtZero SMP | Fresh Map Fun

    YStopsAtZero SMP | Fresh Map Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    YStopsAtZero [SMP]

    Fresh Map! Closed Nether/End for 2-4 weeks. No whitelist. Java only. Optional Discord.


    About the Server

      • Version: 1.17.1 (2021 era)
      • World Border: +/-5k to +/-5k
      • World Started: July 11th, 2025
      • Difficulty: Hard (zombie villager fun)

    Rules

      • No Hacking
      • No Cheating
      • No Non-Vanilla Dupes

    Spawn Info

      • New players spawn at the top of a cool tower.
      • Check signs for info, then climb down to start.
      • PvP starts when you hit the ground.
      • Each player gets a Shard (amethyst with your name). Keep it safe!

    Plugins

      • DiscordSRVLinks Minecraft and Discord.
      • DropHeads – Kill with an axe to drop heads.
      • EssentialsX – For homes and spawn.
      • SilkSpawners – Collect spawners with silk touch.
      • SmoothSleep – Night speeds up with more players sleeping.

    Commands

      • /sethome / /delhome / /home
      • /spawn
      • /tpa [player] / /tpahere [player]
      • /tpaccept / /tpcancel / /tpdeny
      • /m / /message / /w / /whisper
      • /r or /reply
      • /ignore
      • /info / /rules / /help
      • /afk

    Community Vibe

      • Most players are online from 5 PM to 11 PM CST.
      • Players from NA, SA, EU, and Asia are welcome.
      • Watch your back! Grief and toxicity are not banned.
      • Join our optional Discord for memes and chat. Use /discordlink in-game for access.

    Join the fun and make some friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • V For Vanilla SMP – No Map Reset

    V For Vanilla SMP – No Map Reset

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla

    Server IP: VForV.net Server Discord: Join Us! Version: Java 1.21.7


    V For Vanilla is a chill SMP that kicked off on December 4, 2021. The aim? To give players a real vanilla vibe, no frills. Admins stay out of your way, so you can play how you want. Cheaters? Not here. They get banned to keep it fair. No crazy plugins or commands, just pure Minecraft.

    The crew is small but friendly, with folks from all over the globe. If you want that true vanilla feel, come hang out with us!


    Server Info:

      • World Border: 30M
      • No Map Resets
      • Random Spawn Area (unprotected)
      • No TPA or Sethome
      • Griefing & Killing Allowed
      • No Duping (except for TNT bombers)
      • Chat Moderation: Chill
      • Location: Dedicated server in Finland

    Server Rules:

      • Doxing: Not allowed, instant ban
      • Cheating: 3-month temp ban, perm on second time

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cataclysm: Dinos & Disasters!

    Cataclysm: Dinos & Disasters!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ## 🌋 Cataclysm SMP

    Version: Java 1.21.5+ Type: Survival | Towny World Resets: No Features: Dinos, Disasters, Auto Regen

    ### 🔥 Highlights

    Natural Disasters: Tornadoes, floods, blizzards – Dynamic Seasons & Factory Automation – Towny Claims, Mining World, RTPRPG Skills, Jobs, Quests, PvP EventsAuction House, Crates, Vehicles, Custom FishingBackpacks, AutoTool, AngelChests

    ### 🦖 What to Expect

    Dinos and sea creatures roam wild. Build, survive, explore, and thrive in chaos!

    ### 🌍 Join the Fun!

    IP: cataclysmSmp.blockworlds.io – Discord: discord.gg/dHtcNNfGMs

    Shape your legacy in Cataclysm SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Spegunke Chill [Semi-Vanilla]

    Spegunke Chill [Semi-Vanilla]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Spegunke [Semi-Vanilla]

    Hey there!

    Someone took over a dead server and is looking for new pals to join. The vibe is chill and they are just getting back on their feet. The server had a reset and kinda fell off, but no worries, they won’t do that again for a while!

    What to Expect:

      • Chill Community: No stress here!
      • Fresh Start: Not too far along, so it’s a good time to jump in.

    Join the Fun:

    Come hang out and build some cool stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Legendary Hardcore No Revive Fun

    Legendary Hardcore No Revive Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Legendary Hardcore 🌟

    Welcome to the one true permadeath Minecraft server!

    Since Feb 2025, over 4,000 players have joined and more than 2,000 have met their end.

    Server Info:

      • Mode: Hardcore
      • Style: Vanilla & Semi-Anarchy
      • Revives: No
      • Resets: No

    Griefing, stealing, and killing? Totally fine! But cheating? Not allowed!

    No second chances! If you die, that’s it. Game over.

    Performance:

    Runs on top gear to keep lag at bay. Player-side lag checks help too!

    Wiki:

    Check out the comprehensive wiki for player stats and server tales.

    Join Us:

    Read the rules, join our Discord, and leave your mark!

    See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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