Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Magical Moments Shared: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
Endless Night Skies: 4 Void Gems Collected: 27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3195 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchantments Applied: 232

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 160
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Animals Bred: 151
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6535
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 New Chunks Explored: 533645

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8640 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Villages Defended: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1964 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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