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Players: 94/300 Votes: 7561
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Divine Spears Created: 11
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Alien Abductions: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Falling into the Void: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

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  • Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

    Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7232
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5018 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

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  • VibeCraftCentral

    VibeCraftCentral
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1963
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

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  • CraftyWanderlust

    CraftyWanderlust
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8398
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Alien Abductions: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

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  • Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

    Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 495
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Animals Bred: 192
    Alien Abductions: 5 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 120
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

    You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

    The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

    Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • RentALessFriendAITA

    RentALessFriendAITA
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8222
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8339 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

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  • CraftyDan’s Warzone

    CraftyDan’s Warzone
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 6429
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

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  • WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

    WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9850
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

    come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

    so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

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  • SmartieSMP

    SmartieSMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6258
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

    About the Server
    We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
    Seasonal Switches
    We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
    What You Can Expect
    Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

    Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

    A: No, joining the server is completely free.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7582
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

    We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

    You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

    So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

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  • PhoneSnatcherRage

    PhoneSnatcherRage
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8526
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2963

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

    Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

    So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

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  • KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

    KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1669
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

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  • CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

    CraftyBillionairesGoneWild
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8042
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

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  • BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

    BlockyBibas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8650
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 58 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

    KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9099
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

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  • GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

    GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2441
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

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