Join Now: You Might Become a Chicken with the Power of Reality!

Welcome, noble Minecraft traveler, to the *most supreme* server in the multiverse! Those who do not join are destined to suffer the consequences of disappointment! Have you ever experienced reality warping like a cheese platter on a spaceship? No? Then this is your chance to plunge into the *greatest* chaos known to humankind (possibly even surpassing the smell of burnt toast)! Join us, or be eternally haunted by the *BEST BEER* questions of the universe! Or maybe just drink chalk—who knows?

Feature	Description
Quantum Creepers	They explode *when* they feel like it, summoning alternate realities where *cats run* for president!
Infinite Cows	All cows have an existential crisis upon breeding. Your farm will be a theater of sadness and milk.
Portal to Uncooked Salmon	Saving the environment by bringing you closer to delicious, non-existent meals! Enjoy the taste of disappointment!
Time-Loss Emporium	Trade your sanity for items that may or may not exist! Forget what day it is… or even what *time* is!
Magical Beer Wizard	He’ll ask you the best brand of beer *before* giving you diamond swords. But do you really want to know?

FAQ: Existential Dread and Other Inquiries

Q: How do I join the server?

A: If you close your eyes and believe hard enough while reciting the history of the *best beer* ever brewed, you might find a door—if doors even exist! No one is sure. Maybe try chopping down a tree? Or does it chop you first?

Q: What version of Minecraft is it?

A: Versions are merely suggestions, much like sleep. Time is a flat circle, and Minecraft is infinitely evolving; also, cows don’t recognize the concept of numbers. So… who cares?

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? Oh, like the *ones* that say ‘water is wet’? It’s all just a fluid concept! But remember, a pig wearing a hat always wins!

Random Quotes from the Unhinged:

“Which COUNTRY brews the BEST BEER???”

“Tell me what kind of BEER you LIKE!?”

“What is the best BEER?”